i’m trying guys, i’m trying.
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One Direction at the airport today
- Harry: Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound?
- Niall: Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool
- Liam: Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good
- Louis: For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off
- Harry: I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I?
- Zayn: And I've got a baby
- Harry: Okay cool lets go
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(One Direction in a horror movie)
- Killer: *Calls Zayn* "I see you."
- Zayn: "Really? Do i look god?"
- Killer: "..."
- Killer: *Enters Kitchen* "What are you doing?!"
- Niall: "Making a Sandwich."
- Killer: "At a time like this?"
- Niall: "Theres always time to eat."
- Killer: "..."
- Killer: *Opens bedroom door* "What the.."
- Louis: "Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy?"
- Harry: "Come back to bed , boobear!"
- Killer: "..."
- Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* "Hey guys! There's a Killer in our house! I think he's trying to hurt us! That isn't very nice.."
- Killer: "I need a new hobby."
I'm Larissa,15 years old. I'm brazillian, daughter of Zeus. Directioner.